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This is the Last of the Tequila

Shot 1: Scorpion piss. The taste really isn’t that terrible but with the first taste being so abrupt , it’s damn near gut wrenching.

It’s hard to begin blogging again with such a large break in between. But with a little courage I’ve stepped back into the doorway.

So a lots changed since we last met, I’ve moved into my apartment with three great ladies, completed my sophomore year of college and have not gotten a job yet(surprisingly), I mean, who DOESN’T want to hire ME? I am just a bundle of workmanship and rainbows, also cuteness! Ok maybe not so cute(or am I?), but at least I have a great personality. But no on e pays attention to that these days anyway. Let’s get back to the list of things that have changed in the world around us.

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1. SKYRIM
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SO for all of those who don’t know, this is the cocaine of  the Gaming World and I’ve been left out of the needle-sharing-circle. . . FOR
NOW! I’ll soon sneak my way up and into the way of the addiction and taste the sweetness of glory and Dragonborn…ness.

 Although my desire for Skyrim is as intense as Kindergarten Cop on a Sunday/Monday night/morning, I still
have moral implications(LOL) to try and avoid such distractions. This is VERY hard to do when half of the girls whom I live with are playing this game ALL. THE. TIME. This face perfectly demonstrates how I feel ——->
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2. My phone is being a poop-head
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This is actually My fault. I was doing things that I shouldn’t have been doing with…it…yeah. By some evil wizards incantation the front face plate of the phone will not work. None of the buttons except the On/Off/Hang-up button. No real big problem except that I can only answer phone calls on speaker phone. F*cking evil wizards.(please send Hate mail instead of curses and demonic minions) In all serious I will more than likely need to get a new phone 😦
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3. I KEEP GETTING SHOCKED BY MY LAPTOP!!!
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   Why lap, why!?!?!?
4. 5. and 6. are sooo boring/appalling/ heart-breaking that I could only legally post them in the country of Estonia. That’s a lie but you’re not supposed to know that. It involves Creepers, kittens, and German Screamo but the last part is not directly involved.
My nails are painted black at the moment and I feel pretty goth even though I’m wearing a Hollister shirt. Jumping back to Minecraft, it has become one of the Number 1 games in the world, winning numerous awards and  acquiring  over 4 million members!
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Shot 9: Taste? What taste? If anything my mouth is numb and or paralyzed. Well I can’t think of much else to ramble on about….that or I’ve forgotten what I was going to talk about.
Deepede-deepeda-That’s All Folks!
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Posted by on December 19, 2011 in Rants, Uncategorized

 

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Frank Sinatra and Minecraft, Together At Last!

In 19 years of my meager existence, I have come to the assumption that my life will be divided into several parts that I dedicate my time to in the years to come. Of these parts, I know for certain that two of them will be dedicated to singing my heart out to Frank Sinatra and wasting countless hours on the more-addicting-than-crack game, known as Minecraft.

Let’s start with Franky first.

Frank Sinatra, how you get so smooth lookin'?

To me, Ol’ Blue Eyes is one of, if not the greatest, jazz/swing/Big Band/lounge singers of his time and ours. Some people think that most of his songs are alike and they sound too similar. If you were writing songs about love, heartbreak, and women, wouldn’t it sound alike to a point? You can only go so far with a type of songwriting and Frank took it to the max. As a kid I had heard of him and I only knew about the incredibly famous songs, but nothing more. I knew that he was famous and that he was a great songwriter, but it was one of those things that if someone asked me if I knew anything about him my immediate reply would be “Oh yeah I love that guy!” when in truth, I didn’t know jack shit 😛 Now, years later I am in love with this guy, his music, and the emotion he puts behind each and every one of his songs. I love singing out loud(by myself) to his music whenever possible and by doing so I have actually become more confident in myself! Also, I don’t like to brag but, I can sing his tunes really well. So without a doubt, I can say that Franky has really helped me along and I will be belting out his songs for years to come.

And on to MINECRAFT!!1!

One of my bases. It took a while!

So if you’ve been living under a rock, or you just have the self-restraint of a monk, Minecraft is a really, really, incredibly simple, addicting game created by a God known as Markus Persson. Minecraft is a beautiful game in its own right, as it allows you to create nearly anything your heart desires. Except friends…you will only lose those over time(unless you get them hooked :D) This game combines the creative concept of Legos with the freedom of a randomly generated world. The goal of this game is yours to decide. As the name implies, mining is going to be a part of this game somehow. You can choose to build your dream house in peace, or be challenged to collect materials by day and create a base before darkness falls and the creatures of the night come out to hunt. The experience is going to be fun no matter what. If you get hurt, go find a pig, kill it, get bacon, eat, repeat. Remember to cook it first!

Keep in mind that when starting out, it can seems confusing, even frustrating trying to get a handle on all the recipes. By going to http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki, you can find all the information you would need about the game. Also,

Cow, how you get so silly lookin'?

remember that you are not constrained by any boundaries, you are free to make whatever your imagination can create and you shouldn’t ever give up on that 20 story palace, even if it seems impossible 😉

I plan on posting more about Minecraft in the future; what I’ve built, what my plans are, all that jazz, so stay tuned after this commercial break! 😀

Tschüs!

 
 

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