Remnant

I am steel and iron
With pulsing veins as alive as any
I am silent with hushed veracity
Calling forth that spark of reason
Electricity flowing, this cold heart hums softly
I would feel fear and sorrow inside
Yet as I am, I cannot
I feel so cold
My skin shining with gleams of sunlight
I am firm and watching
Welcoming all who dare approach
I am guardian and protector
To those with malice toward my kingdom
My dreams may not come, as I have not yet slumbered
My design is unbeknownst as I have no maker
I can taste, barely, my morality
With which I denote my purpose
And through purpose I have meaning
I am always and forever
I am Construct
I am Remnant

 

Of Things To Come.

I need to come up with a fun way to introduce my posts Anyway, I just want to let you all in on how things will be going in the very near future. Sorry about the scrolling 😀

So I feel as though I’ve pretty much wasted this summer, 90% of it due to Minecraft, the other 10% was Pizza Hut. I have an addictive personality, not to drugs really, just pointless hobbies like endless gaming and internet surfing. But that doesn’t matter. What I want to talk about is the hopeful future of this blog. I’ve had a lot of fun with this, like, borderline theme park fun. It allows me to write and say whatever I want and whatever is on my mind. If you have read my older posts, you may have noticed that the “Weekly Updates” haven’t been particularly….weekly. It’s not that I don’t want to do them or that I have no time, it is just the fact that I am way, WAAAY to lazy. I need inspiration to make something special. I need to have a spark of imagination and creativity inside of me. I find it really hard to create anything if I try to force it. In the end it will just come out pathetic or not to my liking. I don’t want to make you disappointed 😀 So, I promise to get off of my ass and find that spark just for you 😉

The breakdown for this fall is College, work(hopefully), more school work, blogging, partying, and begging for spare change on the street corner of Dickson. With the blog, I plan on bringing back all of the weekly updates, hopefully with the addition of a few friends. I also want to add polls, some interactive posts, more poetry posting and anything that comes to mind that I think you might enjoy. On August 13th, this Saturday actually, I will be moving into my new apartment! YAAAY WOOHOO EXCITING! It’s the start of a whole year of no parents, no rules(to an extent), and endless good times with my close friends. I just hope that I won’t have to do anything too drastic somewhere down the road XD

If all else fails I guess 0_o

 

Have A Gander At My Pokemon!

So I’ve put this off for a while now and I feel that I’m ready to get back to the blogging world. In honor of my not-so-glorious return, I have decided to talk about the world’s most sought after little bastards. That’s right,

Fuck yes

When I was a kid, I didn’t know of anyone who was not a huge Poke-nerd. It was hard not to be, I mean come on, a world full of cute/badass monsters with amazing powers and every 10 year old kid had to set out on an exciting journey as a Pokemon Trainer to become Pokemon Master! You get to battle with monsters AND get get away from your parents! What’s not to love?

Everything about the world of Pokemon was amazing, EVERYTHING! No one cared about the fact that catching all 150 Pokemon was a daunting task, they just HAD to Catch ‘Em All. The whole cult-like phenomena started

If you didn't have this, your parents didn't love you.

with the pants-jizzingly addictive Red and Blue Game Boy Color games, as well as the oh-so special Yellow Versionthat I personally spent years playing. I will never get the time wasted on those games back…and I don’t even regret it :D. It was so new, so fun, so awesome, and yet so simple of a concept. If you haven’t yet figured it out, Pokemon is, at its core, Rock, Paper, Scissors! But as a kid, who gives a shit huh?

Things got even better with the arrival of the Anime series as well as the Trading Card Game. We addicts finally had a way to waste even more of our lives while pretending to live in a fantastic fantasy world. Our mothers and fathers (and school teachers) were just about fed up with us and our obsession, but they just didn’t understand! They were too old to start their Pokemon journey anyway 😛 But, like everything else that we kids got hooked on, Pokemon eventually lost its grasp on us. We had become “too old” and believed Pokemon to be “for little kids”. We lost all interest in the little critters that we had sold our souls to and put the Poke-past behind us.

And then they made new Pokemon!

Life was beautiful again. There were new adventures, new dangers, and most importantly, new Pokemon! 100+ new Pokemon species were available for us to drool over again with the Gold and Silver versions. It felt like a whole new experience. The new Pokemon were interesting, the new moves were awesome, and of course the new starter Pokemon were more bad ass. Yet once again, we became bored after a few years and put our Game Boys away for good. Or so we thought 😉 With the introduction of the Game Boy Advanced the arrival of a new Pokemon game was highly expected and we waited and waited diligently. Once it finally arrived we, now teenagers, decided to try it for old times sake. The new Ruby and Sapphire. Good game. Kinda getting a bit repetitive though. And the new Pokemon? Meh…cool I guess.

I couldn’t help thinking that Pokemon had become just another franchise that pushed out new games for the sole purpose of making money. It wasn’t about entertaining kids anymore, those of us who started the Poke-Rage had already grown up and moved on to other things. I still played the games, but I never felt the same way about them as I had in the past. They are now in the 5th Generation of Pokemon and I have to say that they are the worst lot I have set my Pokemon Master eyes upon. I mean…really, they have an ice-cream cone Pokemon…an ICE CREAM CONE! They have really fallen hard trying to come up with interesting designs.

A mustache?...What the fuck 😐

WHAT THE FUCK AM I!??!?!?!

The original 150 Pokemon were great, the next 100, awesome, but after adding over 400 additional species? Pathetic. I have lost all faith in Pokemon as a human being, but I still have that spot in my heart reserved for the Poke-Nerd that I once was. I still dream of the days when I trained my Pokemon with love and compassion, leveling them up, defeating gym leader after gym leader. The time when I finally received my last Gym Badge from Giovanni and faced the legendary Elite Four! One by one they fell before me and my powerful Pokemon until I became the Pokemon Master! Now all I can say is that I won’t even try to become the Poke-Master. Who has the time anymore? Who has the money? The new Pokemon are just a former shell of the glorious days of PokeMania. I can’t be the only one who hasn’t resumed their quest of catching them all.

So let me ask you.

Will you step up to the task of completing the Pokemon Journey you started over 10 years ago?
Will you catch ’em all? And most importantly,
Will you be the very best, like no one ever was? 

 

New Update: This Is A Witty Heading!

Starting every Tuesday or Sunday I will be posting randomness in every direction perceivable to the human mind. Like this picture here!(TAH-DA!) I took it because I was bored today and I hate being bored!

Me and Mr. Uki-Kun =3

Usually, I am well equipped to provide myself some form of entertainment, but today I just wasn’t feeling it. So I sort of forced myself to think of a way to make my day not so boring 😛 And so, with marker and paper in hand, I donned my masquerade mask and called upon my lil’ friend Mr. Uki to help me. So far it’s been quiet entertaining. With this new weekly update I plan on bringing in Mr. Uki on a regular basis to aid in the randomness. Just a little history about Mr. Uki here.

Mr. Uki-Kun is of Koalan origin, I mean, judging by his big nose, big ears, and beady eyes I would say he’s a Koala, also he is CUTE AS A BUTTON! He used to be my brother’s for the longest time. The day before I left for college he gave me him as a way to remember him by(I cried). He has always been there for us, whether if we were uber bored or just making funny videos and stuff. Mr. Uki is single and on the market so lady koalas, if you’re looking for a good man-koala in your life, maybe Mr. Uki could be that koala.

Now that we are acquainted let’s move on shall we? ={D <–(mustache smiley) I used to have blue hair. That was the most random thing I ever did in my entire life. One night a month or so ago, me and a few of my friends were in an ice cream shop enjoying our cold as hell treats when I said casually, “Let’s dye my hair blue tonight.” and they casually replied “Okay.” What followed was one of the best nights I had had in a long long time. It was me and 3 girls all in a bathroom trying to get my hair bleached and then dyed blue without burning my scalp off or getting highly staining blue dye everywhere.

ALSO along with this new weekly segment, I will be putting some awesomely awesomesauce pictures of random/interesting nature. I have nearly 1000 pictures that I have gathered over a 6 or 7 month span 😀 Pictures such as this right here.

A FUCKING REAL-LIFE BLASTOISE OMG!

Yeah, I’ll let that sink in 😛

I’m still thinking of what other random stuff I may include in this weekly post, like random fact, pictures, songs, or other things like that. I’m still learning all about blogging so things may change in the future, but for now they are looking good! Check out my other posts and if you like what you read, give me a comment or two lol

Adios, meine freunde!

 

T